Bob Walker's New Orleans Wedding Guide

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Anyone getting married in New Orleans knows to be prepared for a great time. The New Orleans crowd has had enough practice at Mardi Gras to know just how to party at a wedding reception. When you're a wedding photographer, you see everything from a different perspective than everyone else. Capturing these moments is our job, and we couldn't possibly have a better city for watching the fun roll by behind the lens of our cameras. On top of the craziness, there are some moments that have made memories that these couples will never forget, even though at the time they seemed disastrous.
The key to keeping yourself sane on your wedding day is to have faith in the vendors which you put so much time into choosing. If you know you have hired competent, capable people who will focus their attention on your requests, you know that your money was well spent. You have invested a lot of time in planning, so you know that you have done everything you could possibly do to make your day as special as you want it. One bride was so stressed out and worried over the small details (that she had paid someone to handle) that she didn't even know who the photographer was when she pulled up to her hotel (despite the camera in hand). Your only job on your wedding day is to make your fiancé smile as you walk up that aisle, so keeping yourself away from as much stress as possible will keep you feeling and looking good.
Most of the time the things that go "wrong" are only wrong according to the bride. However, if a candle was not lit, or if the cake was not exactly the way that the couple ordered it, no one else will know about it besides the Bride, the Groom and a few close friends. This is still important to the couple, but at least it was not something that everyone noticed. Some of the Brides have had some events occur that were (or could have been) obvious to everyone else around...
One bride was to be married at a plantation, and we were taking some portraits of her on the lawn before the wedding began. The ceremony and reception were to be held in a separate building located at the back of the plantation, so she was offered a ride in a golf cart by one of the plantation attendants. Unfortunately, the dirt road they took was wet and muddy, and as I photographed her riding away, I watched as the mud flipped up onto her beautiful white dress, unbeknownst to her. She was able to clean up before the ceremony, and she can now look back at the photo of the mud...thank goodness she had help cleaning up that dress!
Recently, a beautiful church ceremony was taking place, the couple kneeling at the altar. Everyone in the whole church heard commotion and loud talking at the side door of the church (which evidently had not been locked). The priest continued his Mass as we watched a woman with several children running in and out, talking very loudly (even after she saw that there was a wedding taking place). The photographer walked over to the side door and the woman proceeded to ask if she could come in to get some holy water. The Bride was obviously upset (everyone in the church saw what was going on), and I nicely requested that she come back later. Sometimes Iit's difficult to understand what people are thinking!
The groom at one wedding forgot the ring...YES, the RING! He asked the photographer if I thought the bride would be mad if he didn't have it. HUH???
On a lighter (musical) note, a wedding downtown required the help of another photographer, Celeste Mackenroth. Both photographers waited up at the altar for the ceremony to begin, but it never did. One walked to the back to inquire about why it hadn't started yet, and the bride said that they were waiting for the organist to show up. The photographer told the bride that she could sing for her while the second photographer photographed the precessional. The singing photographer hiked it up four flights of stairs and sang "The Rose" for the bridesmaids to walk up to, then the photographer ran back down to finish her job. No one knew that she was the one who sang - it all went like it had been planned that way. Later it was discovered that the organist's contract said 6pm, not 1pm.
If it makes anyone feel better, this photographer reports that she has never once personally witnessed a Bride or bridesmaid trip and fall. Yet, they are all still worried that this will happen to them. If you are at your reception and realize that something is missing, or is not exactly what you wanted, remember that you can not change it at that point, so focus on enjoying yourself rather than wasting precious reception hours worrying over the things that went wrong. Just remember, "As long as the groom shows up, everything else will be just fine!."
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